Missed B'day wishes...............

The phone suddenly rings...................picked by the one who is nearest to it...............and yippe............its for me!!!!!!!!!!! Finally someone is calling me...............

The reciever is yet to be handed to me and i am informed tht Akshata is online...........here is my reaction as i almost run and trip over the bed to snatch the reciever..............

Akshata???....did he say akshata???...wow......i was wondering how many days more do i have to try and call her in Manglore and listen to tht stupid message of the no. being disconnected.........

Disconnected???!!!!!.............wht the hell!!!!!how can she disconnect the number and not inform me...........IS IT RELLY AKSHATA online?????...wow....wht luck!!!!!!


Hope she is well!!!!!.....but i am suppose to be angry with her...............yes i keep forgettin...........how could she do this to me!!!!! Of all her friends she chose me!!!!! WHY!!!??????..............neways..............atleast she has called now.

Thnk god she has called............i thought she was unwell or dead [ jokingly ]............or has she eloped.....i hope not!!!!!!.............but she cant do this to me!!!!!!!! ..........

its relly funny but all of the above mentioned thoughts were played in my head in the same order............wow!!!!!we girls can think and feel so much in so less time...................actually to be precise the diistace between me and the phone took me only 5 sec. max to cover...........so i hope the speed of thought and the change in the topic is completely noticed and appericiated here!!!! LOL

After the ususal how r u???..... and all tht crap, begins the real fun!!!!! here it is............a very heavily edited and sensored version of our conversation...................

Manasi: [ angrily.......atleast forcefully tryin to bring it in the voice ] Sal@@, i have been trying ur no. for the past week at all possible hour of the day,even ur mom was trying ur cell............tht stuppid dabba of urs is meant to be kept on so tht we can reach u whenever we want and PLZ dont switch it of..................yap yap...... blah blah blah..............

Akshata:......yap..yap..yap....blah...blah..... arre range nahi thee na.......had gone to this place place na [ for some vague reason, actually she had told me the reason...........but whtever.... :P ] isliye range nahi thee aur phir................yap....yap....blah....blah...............................

Manasi:[ kaisi ban rahi hai jaise ki kuch galti hi nahi hui hai...........actually i should be even more angry with her.......wht attitude] ya, ya, whtever.................Akshata u know wht.............i am damn angry angry with u coz u didnt call me on my b'day.....................why did u do such a horrid thing..........and tht too on my 21 st b'day............

Akshata:[ wht the hell!!!!!! ].............aare par maine...........but.....no........aaree...........

Manasi:[ seriously man.........i am very hurt and dissapointed..but why is tht angry tone of mine subsiding.....shit must do somethnig abt it.......i HAVE to be angry ] u know wht everone called............all of my friends, even some of long out-of-contact junior coll frnds also called................schoolfrnds...........chat frnds.............everone called............and not u!!!!!!why did u do this akshata????..............i was so angry and lets not forget i still am.........

Akshata:[ why is she yappin.........and wht the hell is she talkin?????...........wht rubbish is this???......some kind of a joke kya????..chup kar aur meri bat sun... ].....aareeeeeee...........but i had called u!!!!!!!!!!!

Manasi:[ seriously wht rubbish is this!!!!!] wht rubbish................no!!!!!!! u hadnt!!!!!...........

Akshata:[ will she shut up and listen???!!!!! ] aare baba ha.......i had called u....actually i had set the alarm for midnight so tht i can call u...........and i remember tht i had....i had wished u a happy b'day and u had said thank u but u jus hung up on me...........

Manasi: [ she has the guts to come up with some shit story..........i dont believe her!!!.....or should i?? but had she called me?!?!?!....no re she hadnt..........otherwise would have spoken with her for an hour.............i am now 100% sure tht she hadnt called......but such an incredible story.......am sure she must have spent half a day makin it up!!!! ]..noooooooooooooo..................u had not called at 12 o clock.................only 3 ppl had called..................of which i didnt recieve the second call...............and the remaining ppl were singing for me and then we chatted.......must have spoken o them for like 15mins each...................so bottomline..................u didnt call!!!!!!

Akshata:..........but i had................


we both later on concluded tht akshata had actually called on my b'day...............but......but........she hadnt called me............she had dialed someone else's no. and had wished tht person..............and imagine the person had accepted the wishes.............how ridiculous!!!!!! :D :P

i was still laughin abt this whole incident.............. she is the only person who can pull of such a stunt.................god!!!!!! wishin someone else on someone else's b'day.....................and the most amazin thing is tht she is entertained by a very sportin person at the other end of the line.................hehehheheh

some words of advice for u................never attempt to call me or neone else OR sign a document OR commit OR give away nething if ur in a deep slumber...............the consequences can range frm being hilarious [ like this one ] to disasterous................also never accept a lift frm a person who claims to know how to ride a kinetic but actually is not accoustumed to it..........another big disaster...........i hope u agree......................

i hope u read this...............i would love to read ur comment...but leave "nice" comments only :D :P.........let the unpleasant ones be reserved for our next telephonic conversation..............so long girl!!!!!!!