Long ques, real bad luck but good entertainment

Its relly very amusing tht when u have to stand in long que for any work, the que u are standing in is the slowest one to move. Or ur que would be filled with such idiots tht they would try to give half- filled or completely incorrect forms to the person sittin on the other side.
Or there would be a huge argument / discussion abt some smartass who has tried / already has broken into the line.The bottttom line is however tht, u have always ended up standing in such doomed / jinxed ques.

Today, I had the honour of standing in such a boring and non- movable line. Actually it was not such a bad experience standing in the line [ actually it was never a line, more of a zig-zag shaped human formation ] . But the sad part was tht, even though i spent 3-4 mins trying to calculate which line would move a little faster, i eventually ended up in the line which was practically not movin for the next 10 mins.

People came and went past me.........but there i was standing exactly in the same place where i was for the last 10mins. But then , those 2 characters ahead of me made me laugh and smile [ the smiling and laughin was done in my head and not loudly.....would have looked like a idiot otherwise ].

Firstly, i couldnt understand their language.......so it was even more fun to try to estimate wht topic were they chattin on.............secondly, i was able to catch some of the words said by them.......here they are..............and let me warn u........these words are completely irrelevant ......and it seems tht r not connected..........actually i can come up with some relly weird stories [ read Bollywood / Mollywood potboilers] if these words are forcibly joined together....makes a heartly laugh though....the words then...

• Chandigarh
• Ministerji aaye the na
• biwi ke bhabhi ka pehechanwala
• rasteke andar kachra..........waaater shoor tage hai naaaa
• busy life.........50,000 ka ooooooffer aaya tha

Actually so many of these words.....cant even remember the reaminin............those 2 were braggin so much at the end abt some contract and money involved and how they refused it............GOD!!!!!!!........i was burstin with laughter.......it was very sitautional and hence very funny to a very frustrated mind.....................but i have to given them their due credit tht it was because of them tht i had a good time and the sorrow / anger / dissapointment of seing people moving past me was almost forgotten.

Free main good entertainment. Enjoyed it a lot. Its good to meet such characters once in a while.